Quick post. Had to share these.


Overheard at work
P1: I spent $10,000 on my knee surgery
P2: Wow, for that much I'd have thought they'd totaled you.

P1: You know you're in prime physical condition when you hurt yourself sleeping.


Overheard at church

"This amp will cure world hunger, if only I could figure out how to use all the features..."


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